Bikers:

Most of these are irrelevant to normal motorists as, like in most countries, they play by their own rules, & do not engage with normal traffic. They do not queue, for instance, have the power-to-weight ratio of an F16 fighter, & are ridden so fast as to not apply in regular circumstances. They are also committed organ donors, whether they know it or not. Irishhealth.com Aug 05; Irish Independant Aug 07

However, this is Limerick, & sure enough this species has mutated here too. What you actually get is a brain-bypass on a 5 year old Yamaha west coast chopper-style yoke who will not exceed 47 kph, while 2 feet inside the white line. Of course at this speed overtaking anything other than wildlife is impossible.

In short, he rides like the little old lady in the Yaris drives, & this, as Jeremy Clarkson might say, is a bad thing.


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