Change:  Driving license from a Christmas cracker.07. Toyota Yaris; blue-rinse bucket, usually ’99 reg, with optional Solemn (is there a frivolous kind?) Novena sticker.06. Renault Senic / Opel Zafira; school run pajama-zombie, fag in gob, texting as she   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 602)

Change: a bite, as 1st gear will elude the genius pilot for 20 of your Earth minutes.You know who you are…are, and you and your Ma got your licenses from a lucky bag…Next   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 608)

Change: IndepententIndependent Aug 07; limited life expectancy, as he may get tanked at the weekend on the readies he does not send home & end up heading backwards, inverted, down a carriageway near you. 10. Generic Jappo Coupe, avec ridiculous stickers & a spoiler you could surf on,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 590)

Change:  Ever notice that these are always for sale?09. Red / White Van: Hiace / Transporter / Tranny; time travel attempted on most journeys either backwards or forwards; powered by jumbo breakfesht rolls. 08. Renault Laguna, missing an alloy; two flavours here,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 589)

Change: soon from yet another silly law: Irish Independent Sept 07. Yes, he is wearing a Celtic shirt.04. Opel Astra / Tigra, paint still wet; pram-faced up-&-cumming wench with humongous hoop earrings; quite nippy when Vodaphone Live signal craps out; if only Burberry upholstery was an option…03.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 580)

Change: (official VAG colour); Fianna Fáil staff car, or Skoda Octavia if working class; either way, pilot oblivious & no indicators fitted.11. BMW / Audi, older shapes; with blacked-out windows, multi-coloured body panels, LT or PL plates, scraping   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 565)

Change: no indicators fitted; pilot oblivious to all but Joe Duffy unique brand of indignation on the “wireless”. In fact, moresilver; life behind the eyes of the spaniel staring you out from theFianna rearFáil deckstaff thancar; fromoblivious, theno "driver's".indicators fitted.11. BMW /   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 553)

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Change: Irish Independent Aug 07; limited life expectancy, as he may get tanked at the weekend on the readies he does not send home & end up heading backwards, inverted, down a carriageway near you. Irish Independent Aug 0710. Generic Jappo Coupe, avec ridiculous stickers   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 578)

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