Change:  forth causing a tailback?tailback, you mother & father of all spanners?& finally an old favourite of mine: “You could take up three spaces if you parked it sideways, you total ass clown”.Any populace that bad at parking need obstacles removing, not placing.Next   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 240)

Change: space, notinstead of spendspending 10 minutes rocking back & forth causing a tailback?& finally an old favourite of mine: “You could take up three spaces if you parked it sideways, you total ass clown”.Any populace that bad at parking need obstacles removing, not placing.Next   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 211)

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Change: ; however, town centres are dying across the country as parking fascists enforce draconian measures there; rich punters are splurging in retail parks instead. Bus   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 196)